Pantera likes to have deep conversations with me when I do my hair every morning. This past week the topics have really made me laugh so I will pass a couple on for you all to ponder.Day One-
Tera: Where does Lucifer live?
Mom: I don't know.
Tera: Oh yeah, I remember. Jerusalem.
Day Two-
Tera: Do you remember how nice Jesus was to heal that bald guy?
Mom: I don't remember that story.
Tera: Yes you do! It's in the scriptures, Jesus healed the bald man!
Mom: Are you sure? I really don't remember that.
Tera: Yes you do! The bald man! The man with no eyes!!!
Mom: I think you mean blind man.
Tera: Oh yeah, that was nice huh?
Day Three-
Tera: What do babies wear when they are in your belly?
Mom: Nothing, they are naked.
Tera: EWW! That's gross. Why don't they wear any clothes?
Mom: Because I can grow a baby, but I haven't figured out how to grow clothes in my tummy.
Tera: Why don't you just swallow some clothes and a diaper and the baby can get dressed.
Mom: Babies can't dress themselves.
Tera: Just pay someone fifty-five bucks to go in your mouth and get the baby dressed for you!
FYI I have no idea where this last conversation came from, I AM NOT PREGNANT. She cracks me up!
Guess what Zeke can do now? He's crawling! He is into EVERYTHING!!! I am in so much trouble with this little guy because he just giggles when I tell him no.
4 comments:
Haha. Pantera is hilarious!
I cant believe he is crawling. Just wait till he starts walking. I think boys have a magnet to everything that they shouldn't play with. Well at least Talmage does.
Too cute! We better get to see a video soon! I was hoping it really was a bald guy Jesus healed... for Daniel's sake. It could give him hope. Ha Ha
Pantera just cracks me up. I love the story of the bald man. he he
My goodness you are in trouble. Baby safe everything! He took off fast. He is so cute! Love you, Bobbi Jo
Love the funny conversations with kids...these are great! My 2 little ones keep me laughing.
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