Pantera took this picture. I love his beanie!


Pantera took this picture. I love his beanie!


Ruby, my one true couch love. I went to the furniture store on a budget expecting to settle. I walked through most of the store not finding anything that really caught my eye, then I turned the corner and Jess started laughing as I gasped. There she was, the most perfect couch that matches my most perfect recliner, at the perfect price!!! I will post pictures when I am completely done setting the room up, I still need a new desk and to redo my pictures.









Lately Pantera has been all about "CTR" which means "Choose the Right." This would be great, except she rarely does CTR and talks about it constantly. She thinks that as long as she doesn't "Eat cigarettes, drink coffee, drink tea, or drink wine" she doesn't have to listen and she is still choosing the right. This morning I thoroughly offended her when I told her that she was doing "CTW" by talking back to me. She was excited until I explained that it meant choose the wrong, then she was mad.
She gets very offended if I make fun of Jess. I make fun of Jess constantly. On Saturday I had said something to tease him and she whispered to him "Do you want me to beat her up?" I overheard her whisper and asked her what she said. She looked at me and said "I said I love you mom." Wow! I am in such deep trouble.
Pantera just informed me that when she grows up she is not going to buy a car, just a horse. And when she needs to go to the store she will say "Horse! go to the store!"
Today is the most disgustingly mushy day of the year. What others call Valentines day I call Barf day! I never liked this holiday when I was single and refuse to celebrate it now that I am married. Jess knows if he does anything even remotely romantic he will be sleeping on the couch tonight! Instead, in our home, we try to focus our attentions on spreading toughness. These two men are great examples of what we strive to be.
Another reason I don't like this holiday is that it pollutes what should be the best month of the year and distracts from the real reason for February. No, not Black History month (although that is important, ask Nigel) February is of the utmost importance because it is my birth month. Yes the entire reason we have February is so I could be born, so you are all welcome. So everyone please knock off the mushiness and punch someone. Husqvarna!!!
Pantera has been learning to write and sounding out her own words from time to time. The first illustration is of her sitting by Ezekiel and making him "Hape" or happy.
This illustration is of Ezekiel hitting Pantera and that is bad. Jess pointed out that she puts 5 fingers on each hand most of the time. She also started branding her books. Someone was over and opened her dinosaur book up and says "I guess there is no question about who this belongs to!" It had Pantera written on the inside cover about 10 times and a picture of her that she drew. Yesterday she asked me if I would play museum with her. I pretended to walk in and she says "Hello and welcome to the Museum of Natural History. You are going to enjoy this." The things that come out of her mouth!!!
This is what I have been painting and the reason my blogging has been so scarce. I can't tell you how much I enjoy oil paints!!!Sometimes I wish I was as cool as Pantera!!!
Pantera quote of the day: "Dad's don't paint...that would be silly!"

She dressed herself yesterday and I must give her credit...she looked good!!! I had to stop playing with her to change Zeke today and she was very upset. She said "I need someone playing with me ALL of the time." I told her I knew that already. She looked at me and said "Me having fun by myself, that's impossible!" It made me laugh.