Horse drawn buggy, Hammond style!!!
Pantera likes to have deep conversations with me when I do my hair every morning. This past week the topics have really made me laugh so I will pass a couple on for you all to ponder.
Day One-
Tera: Where does Lucifer live?
Mom: I don't know.
Tera: Oh yeah, I remember.
Jerusalem.
Day Two-
Tera: Do you remember how nice Jesus was to heal that bald guy?
Mom: I don't remember that story.
Tera: Yes you do! It's in the scriptures, Jesus healed the bald man!
Mom: Are you sure? I really don't remember that.
Tera: Yes you do! The bald man! The man with no eyes!!!
Mom: I think you mean blind man.
Tera: Oh yeah, that was nice huh?
Day Three-
Tera: What do babies wear when they are in your belly?
Mom: Nothing, they are naked.
Tera:
EWW! That's gross. Why don't they wear any clothes?
Mom: Because I can grow a baby, but I haven't figured out how to grow clothes in my tummy.
Tera: Why don't you just swallow some clothes and a diaper and the baby can get dressed.
Mom: Babies can't dress themselves.
Tera: Just pay someone fifty-five bucks to go in your mouth and get the baby dressed for you!
FYI I have no idea where this last conversation came from, I AM NOT PREGNANT. She cracks me up!

Guess what Zeke can do now? He's crawling! He is into EVERYTHING!!! I am in so much trouble with this little guy because he just giggles when I tell him no.