Saturday, February 14, 2009

Don't say it!

Today is the most disgustingly mushy day of the year. What others call Valentines day I call Barf day! I never liked this holiday when I was single and refuse to celebrate it now that I am married. Jess knows if he does anything even remotely romantic he will be sleeping on the couch tonight! Instead, in our home, we try to focus our attentions on spreading toughness. These two men are great examples of what we strive to be.
Another reason I don't like this holiday is that it pollutes what should be the best month of the year and distracts from the real reason for February. No, not Black History month (although that is important, ask Nigel) February is of the utmost importance because it is my birth month. Yes the entire reason we have February is so I could be born, so you are all welcome. So everyone please knock off the mushiness and punch someone. Husqvarna!!!

2 comments:

Bobbi Jo Nichols said...

E'lyse did earlier this week! he he
You crack me up.
Love ya, Bobbi Jo
(was that too mushy?)

kamikazern said...

You are SO my daughter. I am very proud of you. We stopped by at the V.D. dance at Church. The entertainment was people doing mushy, sick musical numbers. I wanted to hurl. I kept trying to get Dad to laugh at inappropriate times. I don't do V.D. very well myself. I guess that I am NOT a romantic person.