Retartoes

I have been making fun of Jess' feet since the first time I ever saw them. His feet are creepy. They remind me of ninja turtles, except with to many toes. It literally looks like he has to many toes on his foot, causing the one right next to the middle toe to drop lower then the rest. I call this particular toe his "Retartoe." Earlier this week he was sitting in the recliner with his shoes and socks off. Pantera went up to him and started trying to put his retartoes up with the rest of his toes. I laughed so hard because they just wont stay up. When Jess asked her what she was doing she told him "I'm trying to fix your feet!" Then a little while later she asked him "why are your feet so ugly?" Usually I would tell her that is not nice, but then I would be a hypocrite, so I just pointed and laughed.

On a happy note, yesterday I was in the Doctor's office and he said I was dilated to like a 4 and almost completely effaced!!! He said Ezekiel will come any time and to make sure my hospital bag is packed and ready! Not really. I am barely dilated at all and I think I might be pregnant forever. The Doctor actually recommended putting moth balls in my hospital bag, because he's not coming on his own anytime soon.